hahaha, looks like we have the same friends!
Thanks, Yar’s Revenge, for dark comedy on a sunny Vancouver day!
026: “The Baker Girl Saga, pt 3 - The Butcher, The Baker, and The Troublemaker”
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Thanks, hunger!
Thanks for reminding me of how awesome it is NOT to be hungry. I’m pretty lucky to be able to kill myself slowly with sugary junk, but I forget that sometimes. I mean, yeah, you’ll be squashed in about an hour when I get to chow down after work, but until then, thanks!
Thanks, sun!
OH MY GOD YOU’RE BACK AGAIN
BETTER TELL YOUR SISTERS BETTER TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Or something. I now hate myself for getting one of the all-time worst songs stuck in my head, but you, sun? You’re alright! Thanks for poking your head through the clouds today.
Thanks, Sportsnet!
Thanks for broadcasting the IPL today! Normally I hate your fucking guts, but today you went a small way towards redeeming yourself. I mean, okay, fair enough, it was on one of your obscure sub-channels, but hey, a little cricket is better than no cricket. So thanks!
Thanks, Mini Eggs!
Thanks for being completely and utterly addictive! I know I slagged you just a few days ago, but here I am sinking my teeth into your candy-coated chocolate caboose again. This may dissolve my molars, but it’s worth it. Fuck cavities.
Thanks, Top Gear!
Thanks for being hilarious at all times of the day. About to pass out at night? Clarkson cracks me up. Just woke up in the morning? Hammond cracks me up. Feel like making fun of randoms in the middle of the day? May cracks me up.
Thanks, Krys!
Thanks for being a total asshole and still somehow managing to be an awesome friend! Our mutual douchebaggery always cheers me up. And you know I’m being serious too, you ridiculous shit-eating bag of decomp!
Thanks, Louis!
Thanks for taking the time to look at my stupid computer questions while in the midst of studying for your med school exams. And thanks for not mocking me in the process.
Thanks, Tim Horton’s!
Thanks for the velvety creaminess of your iced cappuccinos. I don’t even care that they rot my teeth — I’ll have ‘em, rain or shine, beach or snow. Even -40 can’t stop me. Thanks for giving me something to kick a bad day right in the nuts!
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